House of Gods Glasgow

The staff were very nice and the beds were flawless. The parking was super convenient right across the street. I struggled to get used to the dark everywhere, which is part of the concept; from the room it was impossible to tell whether it was raining or sunny. 😅

Heidi·3 weeks ago

“Nearly perfect”

The vibe was great, the service was good, the bed was comfy, and I loved the milk and cookies and the “treat me like I'm famous” package—it was ace. The cocktails were gorgeous, and we had a cracking night there. The room and hotel looked gorgeous, but the price made me notice a few unexpected problems: a missing ceiling with exposed cables outside our room, a broken key card scanner on the door, a broken bathroom lock, and dust that was especially visible on the mirror tiles at the top of the room. The neighboring room blasted awful music so loudly through our speakers multiple times, and there were issues with the TV. A birthday message for someone else appeared on our bed (I’d told them it was my husband’s birthday, so I’m not sure why there was a message for another person).

Fellows·3 weeks ago

“House of Glasgow Gods”

This place offered an exceptional luxury experience that feels unique in Glasgow, and the “Make Me Famous” package I added as an extra didn’t disappoint; I booked it for my daughter and her girlfriend, but they somehow got her email and were texted about the package, which spoiled the surprise, though she thought it was a scam.

Leigh·3 weeks ago

“Mostly enjoyable but cost a lot for what we had. We were glad we were only staying one night.”

The location was good and the decor was interesting. The place was too dark, making it hard to see anything. The corridors were dimly lit, and the room was very small with no window to look out of or open. The staff in the Sacred Garden seemed bored and uninterested. We had no cups or teaspoons in our room even though there was a coffee machine, and no teabags until we asked. Our daughter stayed in another room and had no coffee machine or cups, etc. A half‑open sachet of sugar in the milk/sugar holder from a previous stay was in our room. There wasn’t enough hanging space for two people or places to put clothes. No shower gel or body wash, only three bottles of conditioning shampoo.

Philip·3 weeks ago

Unusual hotel, trying to be luxurious and decadent without costing the earth. Managed it in my opinion and we had a fun time. Staff friendly and everything very comfortable and easy. l really liked the mirror TV. Room was small, hotel all quite dimly lit - not sure you'd want to stay for more than a couple of nights

Scott·4 weeks ago