“Fake photos. One'd be happy to leave.”
The listing photos promised a great terrace view, but the reality was the opposite: the photos were fake, edited, and outdated. The property is old, miserable, and needs basic renovation to feel welcoming. The king‑size bed creaks with a light touch. Both of us slept there and had night itching, possibly from spiders or something else; I was afraid to lift the sheet to check the mattress. The blanket looked and felt like it survived two world wars. The wardrobe was broken, and there was only one bath towel for two people. The floor screeched. There were two bathrooms but only one heater. They charged a $50 extra fee for late check‑in because our flight arrived after midnight; we had to agree because the booking was non‑refundable. The manager unlocked the door and patiently waited for us to accept the disappointment, but he didn’t understand English, pretended to, and just waited for the money. Beware: breakfast is listed as included, but apparently it wasn’t in my booking and they showed us a screenshot on the spot as proof. Otherwise you’d have to pay $10 per person for breakfast (I can only imagine what it could have been). The worst part was the noise: the location sits on the corner of two main roads, so you can’t hear your thoughts amid nonstop honking, shouting, and motorcycles all day and night. The culture still can’t use turn signals properly, so it’s all honking. No window insulation and earplugs barely help. I can’t overstate how annoying and unnerving it was. Don’t recommend.
Donna8か月前