“Poor food and accommodations sold as "luxury" for $600/night.”
The beds were comfortable. The staff was amazing—especially Francis, Dominic, Thomas, and others whose names I can’t recall. They made the stay bearable. When we arrived, there was no electricity for a few hours and no water for showers after a dusty safari day. Wi‑Fi didn’t work until power returned, and then it only worked in the food lounge, nowhere else on the property. The dinner on the first night was awful. The buffet lunch provided during the safari game ride was also terrible—dry, overcooked chicken, soggy cabbage salad, and a potato tart. Only still water was offered for lunch and dinner. Lights in the room flickered and the shower had no lights at all. The shower floorboards were loose; stepping on them the wrong way would smack you. The “luxury cabins” looked like individual gas chambers rather than decent buildings. The entrance door squeaked. There were no shelves or hangers for clothes, not enough room lighting, and no air at night because they barricaded you in. For a whopping $600/night, the Yogi Bear Jellystone camping cabins outshine this “luxury” property. Food (though full board was included) was worse than a Denny’s diner—nothing authentic, nothing quality. The cabin floors were dirty, and staff came in with shoes on to make beds and open the “tent” zipper windows and doors.
SophieHá 3 semanas