Lisboa New

“Pior estadia que já encontrei em Lisboa,”

Free parking. This place is not suitable for sleeping in this season. No comforter, you don't have it on the bed—it's inhumane, it costs 5€. I don't have to ask; you must leave it within my reach. The remote has exhausted batteries, I only realized I couldn't turn on the air conditioner because of the batteries 🪫 and I swapped them with the TV remote. Never seen this; you have a comforter and I have to ask, you must leave it in the room even if it's summer, I'm not forced to use the air conditioner, I'm allergic.

Simplicio·6 месяцев назад

The place was clean and easy to get to, but the room felt very sparse and had no seating at all.

Lars·Год назад

“Muito obrigado pela estadia”

It was very quiet and calm, I really liked it, and everything was spotless.

Jose·Год назад

“Abysmal Roach Motel”

The only thing that worked was the air conditioner. The bed was cheap, full of springs, not terribly uncomfortable but not great. The bedding was also cheap and only one pillow. The blinds were broken so they could not be closed and there were powerful LED street lights right outside: impossible to darken the room adequately. Lights in the room VERY bright and tilted towards the blue end of the spectrum; no reading lamp or any other option. TV remotes didn’t work, couldn’t even turn that on. Roaches in the kitchen crawling around the drying rack and one in the bathroom. Stinky towels. Thin door, inadequate sound insulation. Absent owner and no spoken or written English. Surly attitude when issues brought up. Slept less than 2.5 hours before being woken up. Couldn't get back to sleep. Should have just stayed at the damn airport overnight. Never Again.

Jesse·Год назад

The bed was very comfortable and the TV was useful.

Brocchieri·Год назад